Success is a Burnout Away

Ah, yes, the ultimate life mantra: “Hustle hard.”

Translation?

Sleep is for the weak.

Fun is for the unemployed.

And success? It’s for those willing to sell their soul for free overtime.

Come earlier.

Stay later.

And if two jobs are what it takes, then why not?

Because who needs a social life or mental health when you can have productivity?

Oh, and don’t forget:

Coffee is for closers.

So drink it like water and keep it coming.

Preferably in a mug that screams, “I live for the grind.”

Make your office your home.

So your boss can enjoy their home.

Play chess at work if you want.

But at home? Forget it.

HR has feelings too, and cutting your salary is their favorite sport(wasn‘t HR responsible for emotions too).

And while you’re at work… keep looking busy even if you aren’t.

Don’t dream of hustling on the side to make extra money.

Or, God forbid, find joy.

That’s strictly forbidden on corporate laptops.

Your hobbies? Not allowed.

Your happiness? Blocked by the company firewall.

Oh, and don’t forget to travel for the company on weekends.

Because who needs personal growth or relaxation?

Middle seats on work trips are the ultimate form of “self-care.”

Just remember:

Building yourself is a big no-no.

After all, the company needs your loyalty 24/7.

Even when they’re not paying you for it.

So hustle hard, my friend.

And embrace the beautiful chaos of corporate life.

In Summary:

Success is just a burnout away!